Leg Eater

Don’t try to sneak past me. I can smell you.

Hmm... Do you collect a lot of Geo?

Give me Geo, and you can see something... nice.

I’ll make more... and they’ll give me more Geo. If someone comes by, they have to give me their Geo.

If you have enough Geo, you become a king. When I get enough Geo, I’ll become a king...

I’ve got nothing left to show you. Do you want something more?

You’re so greedy...

Still?! You’re a greedy, nasty little wretch. You need to share your Geo...

Beautiful, aren’t they? These gifts I have... they’re shiny and dangerous and lovely.

I made them. Don’t be jealous... Give me Geo and you can have one.

Are you nice? If you’re nice you’ll give me Geo.

Maybe you aren’t so nice...? Don’t try to trick me... I’m not stupid.

You don’t like to be hurt, do you? Or... maybe you don’t mind...?

Eeeauuggh! You broke it! I gave you that charm as a gift, and you broke it! Clumsy little fool... Nasty.

Apologise, ask me nicely, and I’ll fix it for you. Give me Geo and I’ll fix it for you.

Are you curious? You’re wondering... how I make my special gifts.

Eeeauuggh! Don’t try to steal my secrets! I’ll steal them right back.

If you’re cruel to me... you’ll be sorry.

Hmm. The air has changed, I can smell something new. Dangerous things are drifting through here now... are you scared?

If you stay here... I won’t protect you.

A pauper... not enough Geo.

Leave now. Return with more Geo.

Enough talking! Your jabbering... annoying. Step over here and show me your Geo.

Eeeauuggh! That smell you carry with you...

Ah! Ah! Ahhhhh!

...Very tasty!

You’re sweet... to share such a tasty smell with me. Do you want a gift in return?

Cheaper... Yes. My beautiful gifts... I’ll give them to you. Cheaper.

You’ve changed your mind, haven’t you? Give me Geo, and you can see something... nice.

You’re a fool, aren’t you?

Let me show you then... take a look. Do you want them? If you really, really want them, I’ll trade them... for more Geo. More Geo.

Eaurgh... Eaaauuurrgggh?!

My charm! What did you do to it?! The smell... different. Strange, but nice. Very nice!

That smell... talks to me. Someone, somewhere... very nice.

Eaurgh... Eaaauuurrgggh!! Eaauurggh!

Those charms... that smell! So so much! I want to... yesss!

I know where you are now. Above me. Much above me, but I know where to go. I will come! Don’t try to hide from me!

I know where you are now. Above me. Much above me, but I know where to go. I will come! Don’t try to hide from me!